My favourite 'porky pies' from First Born Son (aged 4)
1. We live on a farm. We've got sheep and pigs at home.
2. I'm seven and I'm not at school 'cos it's the school holidays.
3. My sister broke this.
4. I have fifteen dogs at home.
5. My mummy and I are fire fighters.
6. Harry from nursery came round and messed up my room/ tore this book/ has drawn on the wall.
7. My mummy will be late 'cos she's never on time (on a visit to his new school -you have my word this is untrue!).
8. I started riding my bike (without stablizers) and i rode for a whole month!
9. I didn't get a biscuit after lunch..I'd better have one now.
10. My sister is dead.
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